![]() ![]() “Oh big deal, you died, get over it, I have been dead for centuries.”ġ3. “Am I being extra? Or is it because I’m dead? Oh dear, I just cannot tell.”ġ2. “Before I command my skeleton army to murder you rotten cow tongues, any last words?”ġ1. “I may be a murderer but I know when my buddy is sad. “Did your shoes just pick themselves up and put themselves into the closet?”Ĩ. ![]() I want to know their recipe for those cookies.”Ħ. “No magic today! Put your wands away, we need to blend in with the mortals. “I’m annoying? Really? You need to sleep in a coffin, talk about an inconvenience.”ĥ. “I said no bloody axes! Not here! Not now!”ģ. The farmers knew that only meant one thing, and so, they went to work.”Ģ. “The moonlight shone red over the crops this year.“What? I can’t send a message to the enemy?”.“Can you let me twirl my knife in peace?”.“This isn’t remotely what I asked for.”.“If I could dig my nails into your throat and pull out your vocal cords, I would.”.“No, I’m pretty sure that’s a crocodile.”.“Have you ever seen the water so blue before?”.“You’re so confident that you already bought their coffin?”.“Take me for a fool? I can balance a spoon on my nose, who is the real fool now?”. ![]() “These shoes? They are steel toed, why?”.“Do you ever get a meme stuck in your head?”.“Wanna hangout on the rooftop? It’s nice tonight.”.“How long will this take? I got to pick up my dog from the salon.”.“Oh don’t worry, this blood isn’t mine.”.What are somethings that they do for one another because they know their partner hates it? Ex- do the dishes, phones to make an order, talks to sales clerk.Who accidentally snorts when they laugh and that makes both of them laugh harder?.What small quirks do they love about each other?.Who presses their nose against their partner’s cheek before kissing them?.Who runs up and hugs their partner while the other catches them?.When their partner has a bad day, what is something the other picks up to try and make their day a little better? Ex - Fast food, flowers, a punny card, ect.When they grocery shop, what is one section they love to plaufully mess around in and why?.Who tries to playfully scare the other person and who always knows where the other person is?.When one of them gets a new outfit, how does the other react?.Who picks something up, says a pun with the object then laughs as if it’s the funniest thing they ever heard?.What movie do they watch when they both had a bad day and just want to turn off their brains for a little while?.How do they wake up next to each other? Ex - Tangled in each other’s arms? Is one falling off the bed? ECT.Who pulls the other closer while sleeping?.“Want to take the sled and go down the stairs with it?”ġ5. “Have you ever died? I did a few times, it was actually quiet painful but you know what they say, no pain, no gain.”ġ3. “I’m not sure why there is a cow in here and considering I’m not paid enough to care, have fun.”ġ2. “Just because I murdered someone, doesn’t make me a bad guy, it makes me a murderer.”ġ1. “Oh my god! Did you just sneeze? That was so extra!”ġ0. “Before I had time to do anything else, I grabbed our dog and got out.”Ĩ. “Shut up and run, you wet piece of bread!”ħ. “Oh my god, I crack myself up! I’m hysterical!”ĥ. “Why aren’t you in a blanket cape? It’s cold outside.”Ĥ. “Are we just going to pretend that there wasn’t a zombie outside?”ģ. “Elegant? You want elegance?! I will elegantly kick you in the face!”Ģ. ![]()
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